greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
20 024
46 137
Women's Day: Equality and Laughter
Stories that celebrate women in a light-hearted and humorous way, because equality can also be a source of joy! …

AScic1 3

You're a swearing, iPhone using elderly person?

198 5
tpike1296 11

Well, you'll need a holy **** to feel better after this.

52 6

tattooedcowboy 6

bingo card 10$ coffee 2$ the look on all the old folks faces priceless

12 1
The_Weirdo 10

On the street 50 bucks is rich. If you tell me where your bingo place is maybe I can move out of the third ward!

1 2
mrf07960 0

why were u playing bingo? thats for old people!

0 8
creedaddict 9

you got to pay for ur sins my son

3 1
cab227 2

you should've been more careful with your language, but you were excited. FYL

1 2
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

What is it with all these FMLs where the OP can't contain their excitement and make total asses of themselves?

2 4
pinkspaceboundro 0

woman! I done told you about given that lochness monster tree fiddy!!

6 1
stevenmx86 7

How pathetic... You got that excited that you weren't able to control yourself over $50?

0 1
kayvan 8

That's not legal. You should complain to whatever entity licenses them.

2 3
lakeybalboa 0

exactly what i was thinking. they have to give him his money unless it says somewhere that they wont if you swear, and im guessing it doesnt.

3 2
omgstoparguing 10

Where did you get your law degree? The time and money you would spend (on someone who does have a law degree) would much outweigh the cost of $50... not to mention, with no legal merit, you would lose the case.

3 2
phatdaddy62 23

Personally, I got my law degree at the University of Oregon. I dunno about that other guy.

2 1