Miscellaneous: Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying... - FML

By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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dasteve 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)

TheWindowLicker 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.

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TudorPangal 2

Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:48

You must be American!

AM3_fml 0

Friday 11 November 2011 16:56

hahaha akward!

kikiwi_fml 9

Friday 2 December 2011 14:25

He was probably just trying to be a dick.

libbyz 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:32

Oh,that is just mean..

MelissaLove234 7

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:23

My fault for being a fat ass

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