Love: Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being...

By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

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Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:38

Like he has never picked his nose before...

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SamLiveFree_77 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:30

How can you just forget about like that? Serves you right for ignoring him. I would have ended the call as well.

kjcookie10 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:33

Did you eat it too?

Webslinger66 10

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:36

Hahahahahaha. This is priceless

Riya2595 15

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:41

Hehe. GO BRISTOL!!! :)

panda_masq 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:42

Everyone's done it before.. And if not, much worse things. He's just jealous :P

megotswag 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:53

lmfao...That was just too damn funny.

Glidefedt 6

Friday 6 January 2012 0:03

At least you didn't start masturbating?

vintage3113 6

Friday 6 January 2012 0:11

I mean...you would have ended it after that anyways right? I would have lol. Too bad but ykdi

legresley85 1

Friday 6 January 2012 0:13

I hope when you face palmed you didn't get a booger in your hair.

mckibben 7

Friday 6 January 2012 0:14

its better than starting to ********** on cam....

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