By badpigeon - 24/02/2017 18:35 - France - Le Mans

Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird collided with my crash helmet. I lost my balance, and fell. As a result: a leg, a rib and a wrist of mine were broken. The EMT guy helpfully reassured me that the pigeon was A-OK. FML
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species4872 19

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

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jcash52426 5

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!

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Sheepiebeepie 26

You're lucky it wasn't worse, though that blows. Sorry OP

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SaltyLurker 10

I don't know. It seems like quite the outcome only for colliding with a small bird

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cuddlycactus 11

I hope it was not as bad as in the picture

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cuddlycactus 11

I hope it was not as bad as in the picture

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species4872 19

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

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Ravenbird0072 11

Dang, I bet that bird-brain didn't even have insurance.

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jcash52426 5

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!

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Alex Cross 2

shit dude is your helmet OK? ?

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martron3000 5

Did the EMT have to give the pigeon mouth-to-beak resuscitation?

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Stef1488 0

As a former EMT, i can confirm that we will not look into the pigeon's condition at all, the top priority are the HUMANS involved in any incident, not animals, especially pigeons

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Colon_Man 17

France. The motorcycle is probably a 50cc scooter and he crashed at 15kph.

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