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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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mikara 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:15

omg attack of the baby rabbits xD

Livzii 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:15

I bet it was scared of the screaming human

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money21 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:48

Don't even worry about it. My female dog has done the same thing

Enigmax2514 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:48

Cute little rabbit " everyday I'm shuffling"

agoth 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:52

that's what I call a 'Harey' situation

ColorguardChik 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:10

Well at least if it had been something bad, then you would have left before it attacked you! (well you tried to leave)

lidemocr 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:11

Can you be a little less goddamn spastic??'. Calm yourself!

25shark 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:29

Why do all of the stupidest FMLs always come from the US?

deadroad 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:32

evil bunnehs!!

BD_Swingin 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:38

Silly woman tricks are or kids.

babytunechi 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:42

jeez bugs bunny never did anything to u.

MeganBieber 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:42

Aww poor mistaken baby rabbit :(

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