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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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Snow_Daisy 7

Friday 26 February 2010 9:09

Hey... you're not seeing the plus side of this situation. He probably wasn't someone who deserved to be your first kiss.

QWERTYCommander 5

Friday 26 February 2010 9:18

Guys, remember. He was a SUSPECT, not the actual dealer.

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dumbgirl107 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 23:53

yeah.... um first kiss? drug dealer? wow sounds like you have some major bad luck

Goaliefriend 5

Monday 1 November 2010 22:05

was he atleast worth it???

ahc123 4

Friday 11 January 2013 23:44

B thankful OP. U probably just dodged a bullet.....

Joefishonie 9

Sunday 2 August 2015 7:44

was he/she?

kevingirl 6

Tuesday 3 October 2017 16:00

and you're upset things didn't get further with this drug dealer?

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