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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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spellfire 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:13

His Polyjuice Potion started to wear off. Odd, it should've lasted for an hour.

Finoewae 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:07

He probably had diarrhea from the coffee. Don't be so quick to judge.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:22

Lol, him running made it soooo funny

mondayna 3

Sunday 7 March 2010 11:16

well u must have been some girl

mailman1776 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:45

maybe he was a spy and the date was a cover for for some secret sting opp

ZombieKitteh 8

Tuesday 22 June 2010 8:09

maybe he had to drop some friends off at the pool

rarr 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:23

In online dating... no one wins

mrjmaster1234 0

Friday 22 October 2010 7:52

what doea that say???

tragicnightmare 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:52

aww that sucks

midlojoe 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:22

Probably saw his wide or girlfriend

Sly_Assassin 11

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:09

It's ok....At least you know that he wasn't worth your time

jessherself13 21

Saturday 30 March 2013 15:43

That's awful OP, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have to waste a lot of time on him! On to the next one

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