Love: Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went... - FML

By diva467 - 03/10/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

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Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Otto_fml 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

More women should wear these.

chillbro69 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:09

may the force be with you

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ethanman82 8

Wednesday 3 April 2013 3:04

I bet he ****** you so hard

blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:33

Well if your date was anything like the rest of the male population, then I'd say you made quite a good first impression.

XxQuartersxX 14

Monday 30 September 2013 22:50

YOURE AWESOME :)

theonecasey 27

Monday 28 April 2014 6:05

Best FML EVER!

Vanshikap 24

Sunday 22 June 2014 10:51

you sound awesome OP. let's be friends.

AksentNetharia 12

Wednesday 17 September 2014 19:14

I see no downside to this...

Chakiato 11

Thursday 21 January 2016 5:05

any guy that's worth his salt should appreciate those amazing panties

SOILEDIT 51

Thursday 16 June 2016 20:13

If I were your date I would respect you way more.

queen_jae614 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 8:09

****! you should of had shorts on underneath you little *****

deathdefiance99 2

Sunday 26 May 2024 13:54

Ok yeah that’s embarrassing but if I was on a date with a girl and saw that, I’d know she was the one.

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