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By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:38

mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP

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That probably wasn't your breast decision....

Comments

AirBusDriver 23

Friday 21 November 2014 4:19

"And that's how I met your mother." :-)

zack49ak 6

Friday 21 November 2014 7:36

Is this really an FML seems like a win to me

cirigliano2629 8

Friday 21 November 2014 12:42

"Accidentally"

hisfaceallred 19

Friday 21 November 2014 19:56

wrong lump. :(

BTLoser96 9

Friday 21 November 2014 20:54

Happened to me once. I just have long arms, so yeah... every time I put my arm around someone like that, it happens actually.

Niedermayer_20 12

Saturday 22 November 2014 1:11

No touching on the first date.

DrBlack 9

Saturday 22 November 2014 21:25

Ha! I was playfighting with a girl I liked once and I accidentaly bit her boob (I went for her arm) wasn't long after that we had our first kiss and now years later, we have our first child!