Intimacy: Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants...

By fme - 08/12/2010 14:34 - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

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By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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Falcon_My_Life 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:32

'This guy'? YDI *****

scottie91 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:38

can u say family love lulz

DeeJayn7 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:44

Lmfao wooow....

Muffin_boo 12

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:54

total bs. -.-

fuff_fml 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:56

ahhhhhh!!! incest!!

xxstacyxx 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 3:06

get away from him !!!

derek8888 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 4:55

nice :)

xxstacyxx 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 12:21

the comment or me ?

erika622 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 3:10

eww thats just gross and creepy. I wouldn't be making out w him again

imwithdrunky 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 3:17

texas.. of course.

chevron9a 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 4:32

either he or the sister is adopted. no incest and they can have all the fun they want

Random_Scrim14 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 4:50

LOL

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