Love: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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You should have said "seven days"!

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Comments

neongurl98 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:19

I guess it wasn't that sexy then. :/

newburton13 26

Wednesday 29 February 2012 21:07

I would've taken that as a compliment.

Aimee1331 9

Friday 11 October 2013 3:03

Hahahah lmfao

alexandractyl 2

Friday 11 July 2014 3:41

My boyfriend has told me that before, too.

tralulilulalala 20

Saturday 25 July 2015 17:41

Epic XD Sorry op, but he sounds hilarious

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