Health: Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those...

By erockinthesuburb - 16/10/2013 00:38 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

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therouni 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:52

I bet you have a wonderful smelling face now, though.

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Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:52

I bet your eyes smell of roses

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lilyamir_ 6

Friday 18 October 2013 5:14

when someone leans in to hug you,you'll Snell fantastic and not ratchet like the rest of us...haha

mikey517 7

Friday 18 October 2013 7:38

How convienant hmmm

xSilverjayx 4

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:22

Well you did give it the stink eye.

MarkToast 19

Monday 11 November 2013 5:45

can't have smelly eyes

fictionaldiary 11

Wednesday 7 May 2014 20:36

WHY WAS AN AIR FRESHENER FILLED WITH MACE?

Bunnyluver 20

Saturday 28 November 2015 12:18

It's a metaphor.

Bunnyluver 20

Saturday 28 November 2015 12:15

I really believe people are pressing "you deserved it" for fun.

viperboy434 11

Tuesday 1 December 2015 19:52

That happened to me before

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