Miscellaneous: Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a...

By britchick95 - 10/10/2012 20:03 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML

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skittlestrailmix 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:50

Wow... If i was you I would have bitched right back at her in my "fake" accent.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:50

You should sling some good British jargon at the bloody rube. That would make him feel like the dumbass he clearly is.

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ashleyylove3 22

Thursday 24 October 2013 8:36

The ignorance... I apologize for all of the stupid Americans you have/ will have to deal with OP

fangcutiepie 9

Saturday 16 November 2013 16:24

Go back!

chuksnwali 34

Thursday 22 May 2014 4:17

Americans. HAH

Alsev 9

Thursday 25 September 2014 22:05

I live in London and plan to move to the states >.< guess I can "fake" my accent when I get out there

MarkGaus 12

Friday 31 July 2015 20:03

You were in Nebraska that's like so deep in America they must not get lots of foreigners

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