Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it...

By dearprudence89 - 10/11/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a Family Dollar. My mom thought it would be fun to press all the buttons on the musical ceramic cathedrals so they would all play at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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Wednesday 10 November 2010 16:04

your mom sounds like a pretty cool person...lol

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Wednesday 10 November 2010 16:05

You should have pretended to not be with her. That's what I do when my wife starts something in a store.

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okieraider71 4

Wednesday 10 November 2010 20:31

Everyone at your trailer park will be proud of you. (I thought WalMart was a FML)

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:27

Now you need to watch that scene in O' Brother, Where Art Thou, where they get kicked out of Woolsworth.

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:56

well ur mom is a dumbass... <.<

YigalElohev 2

Wednesday 10 November 2010 23:02

Family Dollar? That is sad. That said, I usually push all the buttons on everything - in the toy section. Ha.

iltby 3

Thursday 11 November 2010 4:55

It is fun.

maribel_duh 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 5:47

I've done that sooo many times, but never got kick'd out. lOl

LOLSWAT 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 9:20

who doesnt do that once or twice in a toy store or something? come on its awesome.

mightymart 5

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:39

your Life sucks for having a mom with thé mental age of a pre-schooler

angel55033 12

Friday 12 November 2010 8:59

go play at walmart it's safe there haha

NekoHakase 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 20:08

Your mom sounds mentally disabled.

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