Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly....

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 16:32

Lol, you literally laughed out loud

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Sunday 22 January 2012 16:35

"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."

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maddyyghee 6

Monday 23 January 2012 10:03

HAHAHAHAHAHA *laughing loudly*

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 23 January 2012 13:48

Had you already partaken in the 2-drink minimum?

DV1980 6

Monday 23 January 2012 14:57

Are you sure weren't snorting instead? LOL

jackeechan 10

Monday 23 January 2012 18:08

Somebody call batman!! Jokers here!!

beautyful_mess 0

Monday 23 January 2012 22:11

WTF…

jdall3n9874 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 14:35

That would soooooo be me!

onanymouse 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:16

Didn't you see the "enjoying comedy is forbidden" sign?

shutyoface 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:43

**** yeah be boisterous! its contagious

mrcheesyguy 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:12

It must of been bad

pheonix_flash 7

Saturday 15 December 2012 23:10

Think of the irony

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