Animals: Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and...

By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

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Xx_Nikky_xX 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:16

i tought i taw a putty tat

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:37

Of course not, the cat owns you.

Comments

gamerhead 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 4:11

Youre a piece of Poop, you Deck.

MrFlintstone 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 4:16

do you live in the place the pilgrims came from

Dogbite1313 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 5:18

http://m.thecabin.net/news/2011-03-01/super-cat-attacks-conway-police Cats do go crazy, I was the ACO Officer and that cat was nuts, calmed down by next morning and was released back to owner.

PONYGON 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 5:53

hahahahahahahahahahhaha that's sucks

Enderspeaker 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 8:00

Cliche.. yawn

LigHt116 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 9:46

This one is funny..lol

munyarl 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:19

I'm still laughing!! X.D

AubriS 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 11:00

your mail man IS a pussy!

Bob31_fml 4

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:17

telling the PO the cat isn't yours won't work. my neighbor parks really close to my mailbox. when I called the PO to tell them it's not my car, they said too bad for you, get it moved anyway. they don't give a shit.