Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake,...

By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

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Friday 8 November 2013 9:19

Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

FMLJFL 5

Friday 8 November 2013 9:18

What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

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Atypique_souf 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 14:07

well that was harsh

AgentPlatypus73 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 4:00

Okay, Voldemort...

AllWells 10

Tuesday 5 May 2015 14:28

Talk about paper thin walls

writerchic85 25

Tuesday 19 May 2015 23:27

Snakes are deaf you know lol

Tattoo_Freak 15

Tuesday 6 October 2015 15:42

LMAO! You could use this as the icebreaker for meeting the neighbors...

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