Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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clemsonfan92 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:45

why was my comment moderated?

yeahreally 6

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:52

LMFAO!!!! *absolute silence*......*fart*...*laughter?*....

philadelphianus 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DID EVERYONE LAUGH??

musicmajor17 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:58

ha, mammoth cavee .

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:59

LMAO!!!!! did every1 no it was u!!! omg!!!! good thing the lights were out! lol!!!!

greenbunni08 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:07

At least the lights were off.

resawins 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:10

THE FUNNIEST thing ever!!!!!! haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! i love this.

xfreak804 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:18

ROFLMFAO ROFLCOPTER I PEED MYSELF WHEN I SAW THIS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your_face 15

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:22

Hahaha, that sucks!

solocredere12 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:31

hey, the lights were off, so nobody knows it was you right? No big deal, unless it smelled.

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