Miscellaneous: Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying...

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

ily_hun996 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

JWCbox 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:00

That IS really suspicious.

ShannonBananan76 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:34

wow...i don't even know how to respond to this...u totally deserved this

yeaboiii 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:53

Yeah I agree what were you thinking. Next time I sneak up behind someone I'm gonna say "Wow, I'm glad you're not looking behind you right now."

turtlellama 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:10

LOL #136!

Macromartyr 3

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:51

LMAO perfect

Hermitcrab 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

You deserved it...Sorry!

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 16:25

don't apologize op is an untrustworthy methcake!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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picky_and_bitter 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:49

lmao that comment is funny. but seriously was it fun?

YDIdouche 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:04

YDI.

average_girl 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:30

i kno right! its funny how some people think they r making a smart move when its really dumb! i would never send my mom a text like that! that IS really suspicious!

realggirl 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 17:17

Yeah, seriously.

eehizle 0

Friday 23 April 2010 2:08

you a idiot.

Lucidium 0

Monday 9 August 2010 13:57

You a idiot? OH POL-EEZ

WTSchool 0

Friday 15 October 2010 0:52

Oh poh-leez? And you're complaining about grammar. Please.

geovanni 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:01

it was different spelling to explain differing pronunciation

Dfeline 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:06

You have a suspicious mother, yet you still dared to throw a party? Real smooth...

imrealldum 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:07

who does that?!

ishirticapslock 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:08

I agree with your mom. That is pretty suspicious.... YDI ;]

regenzie 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:11

Are you retarded? Haha YDI. Also, be a little bit more considerate of other people's houses.

ily_hun996 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

SpitFyre 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:28

"Hi mom, thx for leaving me alone at home and not checking up on me, im glad u no im trustworthy, thx again bye" That doesn't sound suspicious at all...