Animals: Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came...

By themanzz - 08/10/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

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Friday 8 October 2010 19:20

A dog's bark comes out of its mouth, not its ass. Learn that.

Occums_Razor 0

Friday 8 October 2010 19:14

Yum.

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evilcartman 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:55

umm so you couldnt smell it fresh out the oven?

ilove_2_poop 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 7:48

Poop is good.

YellowTree_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 9:40

Couldn't you smell it?

BarfPuddle 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:01

I read "warm and moist" and immediately thought of brownies...

Faizaru 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:18

"SH*T JUST GOT REAL."

dcrockszz_316 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 8:23

fail xD

carlymac09 2

Sunday 10 October 2010 14:27

put gloves on wen u do yardwork stupid!!!!

ssoccerchick97 16

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:03

I got chills on this one. Naaasty

MaryPoppins88 14

Wednesday 14 December 2011 15:41

Hahaha

TheLittleRed 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:54

Wow. You're an idiot.

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