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By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Calaura9 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:44

If you can't figure out how to keep your phone out of the toilet by now, don't bring it into the bathroom with you.

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iPhone's are great, they just are being pissy because they don't have one

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lordsofacid 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 7:24

Now that, that is really what we all expect to hear on this website

yawndiver 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:19

there is not an app for that.

colin1224 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:50

See!! This is wht happens when you hv a ******* iPhone

VeraJK 16

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:10

Sounds like a shitty situation :P

kaylaKTastrafy 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 7:14

shouldve gotten a Droid. YDI

miguelwale 6

Sunday 9 October 2011 7:18

Did you use your iPhone to post this FML?

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