Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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CoCoZBaBy 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:33

dump her! right under ur nose,how dare?!

Chriss805 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:36

What a ***** ! Dump Her! ASAP

AntiHero1317 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:14

......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Bullheard 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 2:07

sorry..... thats gata realy suck..

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 20 November 2011 7:55

weird coincidense.

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 13:40

Sorry OP, that's a horrible way to find out your GF is cheating on. I hope it was just a coincidence.

rick2507 3

Friday 2 December 2011 5:56

Yeah because no one else in the world has a phone

SonnyC 0

Monday 12 December 2011 6:13

this is a troll post what are the odds if getting joined rooms i mean seriously

babbbyguuuurl 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 7:57

Awe lol, your unfortune just made my night

fernclogger 5

Thursday 15 December 2011 18:22

That's when you punch through the wall and hit him

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