By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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MagyntaRose 2

Them damn birds are going to start the apocalypse.

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ThatoneGothGuy 2

I'm 903 years old and what is this

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swimgurly 2

That is sooooo grosss. They should have a law so that people can't do that

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shutterbug1190 14

Oh god fmylife for reading this and having that picture in my mind. Yuck! That's so nasty I'm sorry OP

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SerenadeLemonade 4

F*ck. I can feel my lunch coming back up. =S FYL. Ewwwhhh.

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naduskalove 3

Holly shit ! That's nasty and crazy !

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writergirl23 19

Okay. That just set off my morning sickness.

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