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SomeCallMeEve - 02/05/2016 22:08 - United States - Brooklyn

Today I was fired for apparently submitting a report with inappropriate words in it. When I called my girlfriend, she broke down and admitted to swapping the report because she was afraid that I was going leave her if I became successful. I was going to buy a ring with the extra money I earned. FML

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Thursday 5 May 2016 12:45

Dude, have your girlfriend admit that yo whoever fired you

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Thursday 5 May 2016 12:45

Dude, have your girlfriend admit that yo whoever fired you

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Today, my ex-girlfriend, who cheated on me a year ago, goes on vacations every month with a new guy, who she doesn’t mind hooking up with other girls, sometimes they even do it together. I work at a minimum wage job and when I was with her, she was one of the most possessive people I knew. FML

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Today, the man I love and have lived with for over 5 years told me, “If you were the wifey type, I’d totally put a ring on it and make you mine forever.” So basically, all the cooking, cleaning, massages, and sex are all for nothing? FML

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Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML

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Today, I realised my step-kids never really thought of me as their dad, given that since their mother died 7 months ago, they haven’t visited me once, don’t respond to texts, or answer when I phone them. I’ve been totally abandoned by them, even though I’ve been their stepdad over 25 years. FML

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Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML

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Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML

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