Love: Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking....

By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:42

wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

sunburned101 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:42

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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kateleen16 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:28

He sounds like a fat ass

bittersweet1 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 22:36

you atleast spit the food you were choking on in his face right?

little2103bit 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 2:55

Haha wow my brother did that to me. I started choking and I turned to grab my glass of tea...he grabed it, ran away and chugged it.

little2103bit 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 2:57

183 OMFG I LOVE YOU!!

abcdefghijKayla 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 4:23

your boyfriend is a win.

infernoblast24 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 17:37

Fatass

supershaw 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 22:54

yep I'd so do that too, go your boyfriend WIN

ksv101 3

Monday 28 June 2010 2:47

196-FYL ,it's not her fault that she started choking, it's not like she wanted to. any way,her bf should have helped her

lawnchairgeneral 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:36

sounds like your dating a real winner.......

that1guy1985 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 4:35

#36.....very nice!

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