Animals: Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came...

By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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mwdelo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:11

Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

deplorableworld 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:22

The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

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xScarletx 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:56

lmao this is hilarious, it puts such a funny image in my head LOL @ #18 "you should have already known if the pigeon population were kamikaze types. "

thisismyname_fml 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:00

#17 you must be in rough shape if you're so poorly paid you'd rather run from a flock of diseased birds then afford a $1 plus tax change double cheeseburger from mcdonalds

Sessee 4

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:03

You should have smacked the pigeon in the face.

xFaust_fml 12

Wednesday 22 April 2009 17:03

Why didn't you put it back in the paper/box? Or maybe you had thrown it? Man, that's gross, that'd mean you were eating a hamburger in the street directly with your hands? Moreover, I agree with #2. FYL, but YDI too...