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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:07

What a *****.

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:09

Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/

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Thursday 24 January 2013 7:21

He isn't much a friend now, is he?

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