Transportation: Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the...

By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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urmomsabortion 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

Ewwww

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You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.

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Snow_Daisy 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:41

Classy.

blair_x 12

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:41

oh god that's ******* disgusting. FYL OP.

D3athT3ch 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:57

did u eat it?

dglover88 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:14

Boo

Mea022796 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:31

EWW!!!!!!!

Ash0 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:32

Bloody hell, that is so disgusting.

starrnao 15

Thursday 29 December 2011 2:37

This takes distracted driving to a whole new level... And you though putting make up on in the car was a bad idea

shaunababy 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:00

I would have rear ended her.

Messi10Barca 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:06

It's New York baby!

roxybeachgirl7 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:32

This is probably one of the worst FML's I have ever read. Yikes. You poor thing.

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