Intimacy: Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was...

By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Thursday 17 November 2011 18:58

Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.

heathz 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:41

geez time to get off that horse.

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catygirl 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 18:21

whats the reverse cow girl...

jmcdizzle 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:00

U should have ****** him harder

eatpraylovee44 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:04

Awwww sad. ;c

crazydanny9870 0

Friday 9 December 2011 18:21

I'm an ass man so i can see beyond a pimple. So I'm guessing you had a small booty. Cuz girls with big butts your not gonna be looking for a pimple

JediScum 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 8:04

They will do it. Embarrass you every time. Pimples!!!! Nasty little *******.

TehPuffin 1

Monday 30 January 2012 17:14

Wow. Fail much.

leilasaltzman 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 19:52

Hahahaha

corleon198425 22

Thursday 31 May 2012 21:38

I love a girl riding me that way

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 22:07

I still don't understand why a pimple on your butt is so hilarious? Your boyfriend sounds like a moron...

talloctopus 7

Friday 15 June 2012 9:57

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