Intimacy: Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam....

By sadgirl - 23/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

agreeclassic 10 922

vote type 1 56 288

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

agreeclassic 47 056

vote type 1 9 316

By ditsy - 15/07/2010 09:17 - United States

Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML

agreeclassic 14 786

vote type 1 28 113

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

agreeclassic 29 756

vote type 1 9 200

By lovely321 - 02/04/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

agreeclassic 18 729

vote type 1 50 145

By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

agreeclassic 62 206

vote type 1 8 842

By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

agreeclassic 29 709

vote type 1 3 246

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

agreeclassic 28 380

vote type 1 7 159

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

agreeclassic 27 552

vote type 1 130 399

Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

agreeclassic 266

vote type 1 1 248

What are you doing?

By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

agreeclassic 92 432

vote type 1 19 403

MisterJD 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 15:44

Well I guess some people are just a natural born ho, others maybe need more practice.

MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:24

Anyone else thinking American Pie right now?

Comments

_boycrazzy10 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:59

lol thats cute

lexi365 20

Saturday 11 December 2010 7:09

yep!

garfunkadellic 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:08

its cuz you're a *****. you deserved it

popoman 0

Friday 10 July 2009 3:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried

Show the comment

hurrimmadurg 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:37

That was rude... I don't think she should strip over the Internet either but dang. Calm down.

LadyEmi 15

Friday 24 August 2012 17:47

AGREED.

capslockisgood 19

Monday 14 January 2013 4:21

How will that video help her chances of getting a job as a stripper? She clearly is not very goof at it.

GodOfBeer 5

Friday 24 July 2009 18:31

can I get a private show? I promise I won't laugh if u fall :D

GodOfBeer 5

Monday 17 August 2009 10:56

oh a 15yr old femminist...don't forget to burn your vest.

greengirl8 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:34

Well if you were doing it for your bf or a guy you've been talking to then it's no big deal. :) And you guys will probably laugh about it and stuff lata :) But if it was some guy you don't know... Then that's not too good.