Health: Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:59

Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate

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Tae Kwon D'oh!

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emilyh7689 14

Saturday 9 January 2016 0:40

Omg I've nearly done this like a million times my instructors are waiting for me to actually do it whilst doing the rising kicks in my form/pattern?

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