Animals: Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left... - FML

By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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sushi_samurai 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:05

Warning: lame joke below. That mouse has his eye on you...

nancem 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:02

Evidently fear is not a factor for you!

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DFlit1 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:10

It's all ur fault for having a cat

Travis1001 15

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:11

I think that's the mouse version of martyrdom :P

rexgar2000 10

Wednesday 16 November 2011 16:07

is that your G string? lol sorry I know I'm lame.

wilsontws 18

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:14

Thought it was something else...

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:15

Sure it wasnt a rat?

J3R3MYY 14

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:15

Sure it wasnt a rat?

mandadarling 10

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:16

That is so appalling..

Bunnehs 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:16

Meh, you'd be forced to eat it on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

lovelife_1284 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:17

Why the hell did you squeeze it?!?!

AlejandraaxD 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 23:52

Refer back to commenter #8.

nc21690 19

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:26

cats are great huh?

melimeli628 10

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:28

Oh my god your cat killed Mickey!!

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