Intimacy: Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied...

By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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By 420dits - 26/01/2010 01:16 - Canada

Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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Sunday 21 March 2010 12:06

hahaha

helloello 2

Sunday 21 March 2010 12:32

ah this bring me back to the days of 9th grade and round there. msn use to be the bee's knees

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furismurder 4

Monday 22 March 2010 3:25

Today, I posted a retarded FML about nothing important. I even acknowledged my mental handicap in my screen name. Oops. FML

MrFlintstone 5

Monday 22 March 2010 3:26

say I was looking for you

apfunction 0

Monday 22 March 2010 5:01

so? just tell her you were fapping. if your girlfriend gets pissy about you watching ****, then that's just dumb.

meluvsyou 0

Monday 22 March 2010 5:38

why the hell did you print screen instead of simply copy and pasting the dialog from you and your best friend's conversation? YDI indeed.

FockinA 0

Monday 22 March 2010 7:38

its natural. oops did i just outted myself? i better not show any screenshots !

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lmfao.

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LMFAO WIN!

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Monday 22 March 2010 10:53

ahaha sry to hear that bro not rly an fml tho more of an whoops :D

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Monday 22 March 2010 10:54

epic fail

jdfml90 0

Monday 22 March 2010 23:05

just tell her you were looking for some tips... ask her if she would do some research for you!

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