Miscellaneous: Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to... - FML

By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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jodulieu 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:58

and apple thanks you...

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 10:31

46 shut the **** up

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gabiec124 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:40

it's called downloading my friend

amadan 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:02

Why are people saying to illegally download music? It's not fair really at least op supports artists. Makin that spreadsheet is ultra weird though.

djlolo1129 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:14

same with me

born_this_way_fml 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:23

i've probably spent over $1000..

trthompson 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:52

wow what a dork just jailbreak ur iPod and u wouldn't have to pay for shut loser

whiteboy11 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:56

Jailbreak your iPod and you can get all the shit you spent that 800$ on for free

butterflyz1961 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:09

Damn. You better start downloading that stuff for free.

RandomGirl19 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:38

damn I don't even make that much in a month!

sky22_fml 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:50

It's understandable...

iPhilosophy 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:57

you understand you can download songs for free. haha looks like I owe apple 600 dollars

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