Kids: Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt... - FML

By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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FPsLife 5

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

"It's fine... I'll just kill you later."

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Friday 5 June 2009 12:09

sounds fair...

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