By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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judgmentalbear 0

Lmfao !! LOL!!! Sry dude but that's so perfect I love it!!!!!

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pommeblossom 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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fuck_YOUR_lives 0

you're a ******* tool dumbass

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startrekker 3

#37 I completely burst out loud laughing at your comment, then I read it to my sister and she cracked up as well. Love it.

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suzyiswoozy 0

lmao dude, i freaking love you :] (i agree w. 35, please, PLEASE, make this illustrated)

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Elizabeth_495_xo 0

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can soo see that happening in my head LMAO

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bRaNdOnROX 0

Turn ur ****** headphones down then

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