Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.... - FML

By gbhlaughingstock - 18/08/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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sawdy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:01

your dad is a BBEAST!!!!!!!!!

shaniqualee 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:00

Suck the foam off

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omgpotato 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:22

That sounds so wrong! XD I would have told my dad to shut it

hatorimitsume 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:42

I can't stop laughing

AlejandroGonzale 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:40

y is this an FML? If that happened to me it'd be sooooooo funny. I'd laugh about it and play it up at school.

Mz_Kane 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:07

Hahaha Lmfao....

silverstar210 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:27

umm...eww much? lol bet ur known as s*x child. lol I dunno random but still FYL

fuzz94 8

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:56

epic

DalekScythe 0

Friday 17 June 2011 21:31

OH GOD THATS! THAT'S ******* HALRIOUS! YOU'RE DAD IS ******* BEAST!

ekachilles99 2

Monday 18 July 2011 6:28

ur family is awesome

Flamindemon 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:50

You got a spaggeti lunch dinner? Shit man i got nothing

thekewlest69 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:54

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