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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:33

Dump her ass. Clearly she does not care about you.

UpYourself 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:33

Can anybody say......threesome

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Kay_Noelle 11

Monday 22 April 2013 5:51

Lesbihonest here, just dump her. She didn't seem to care about you anyways when she started writing her number. You'll find someone better!

captaincrazy_x 8

Tuesday 23 July 2013 0:17

Three way ?

Elizabeth_Scholt 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 5:12

So sorry. :( That's so mean and heartless of your girlfriend to do. You can do so much better, and you deserve respect! Xo I hope you're okay, miss.

bronx2713 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:55

Waitress? So she's also coming out of the closet?

Emmy2086 9

Monday 9 June 2014 2:39

maybe they'll let you watch when they get home?? ;)

justwanttocoment 2

Saturday 5 July 2014 4:59

That pisses me off that bitch

Lunab123 16

Sunday 18 January 2015 18:54

Thats when you speak up

bde1015 7

Friday 7 August 2015 17:24

I would have dumped her on the spot wtf

iMuffinKat 16

Saturday 23 January 2016 17:24

Or maybe OP just has a real big crush on a friend and just thinks they're dating.

kevingirl 6

Sunday 1 October 2017 1:37

Are you sure she's your girlfriend? does she know it??

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