Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily...

By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2016 9:09

It could be worse. Could have stomped you after

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When you felt embarrassed, your consternation wavered and the horse sensed it. Stay focused and confident. :)

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jvanevery 19

Wednesday 20 July 2016 20:43

well rodeos are spooky places for horses aren't they? lots of strange new things and new animals and things that jump out

platnum42 8

Saturday 23 July 2016 6:59

You deserved it, because horses

emmalou 19

Monday 30 October 2023 7:09

sounds like you're blaming your mom which is illogical

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