Love: Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes...

By ILTali - 03/03/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:19

Aww, what an ass hole! :[ You're better than him =D

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 12:28

Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.