Love: Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally"...

By scared4myhair - 12/04/2015 01:53 - United States - Flint

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

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Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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By RS - 17/03/2015 16:25 - United States - Delray Beach

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2015 12:20

Step 1. Run Step 2. Call the police if you ever see him again.

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Sunday 12 April 2015 12:21

The guy has confidence, you've to atleast give him that.

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princessplatinum 8

Thursday 23 April 2015 11:28

I'm pretty sure he'll use that hair for voodoo.

hektek 11

Tuesday 12 May 2015 8:40

let your dad have a talk with him, he's an asshole.

bun_key0_1 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 23:30

I would be afraid

_Hazmat 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 13:24

Keep a bat on you at prom.

doomsdayaddams 6

Saturday 21 July 2018 18:06

You need to report this to school security. Really. That’s stalker behavior.

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