Miscellaneous: Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that...

By omgstfuplz - 16/09/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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Wednesday 16 September 2009 16:16

I'm sorry. Actually they could be divorceing BECAUSE they never actually fought....

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fantasyworld 37

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All couples fight and have disagreements. I think it's healthy to have disagreements every once and a while.

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