Miscellaneous: Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat....

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By James - 04/10/2024 22:00 - Canada - Laval

Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML

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By babasheep - 20/06/2009 05:17 - Canada

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Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:11

The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.

greentiger 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:07

Start going to the gym ;)

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Mistery510 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:25

fatty

icic6772 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:32

U gotta face the facts

porkchops878 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:33

Well your friend sounds like a bitch. But you really should be nice to chairs

Shellster 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:40

Its not the chairs fault it couldnt back you up. but friends should know always tell someone they arent fat. NO ONE likes the TRUTH!

misashleigh88 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:42

You've got a real great friend who not only thinks your fat but tells you to your face.... Winner

rabbittboi 18

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:59

Because she would be a better friend by lying to her?

betoocastilloo 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:48

STOP ARGUING YOU'RE FAT AND PERIOD!

AriadneBelle 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:25

You're fat and .! ?

Mysanitywins 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:55

Caps are for cool kids, right?

betoocastilloo 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:14

**** YEAH!

sara_saturday 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:24

AND COMMA

betoocastilloo 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:48

STOP ARGUING YOU'RE FAT AND PERIOD!

Camillams 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:48

Chairs can be mean sometimes

ImInABox 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:49

You don't need a friend like that anyway.

Camillams 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:56

Ignore this comment. Something strange happened

rabbittboi 18

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:02

The pork rolls, fried meats and cookies can be your friends!

Holy_ish 19

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:49

ydi why the eff did you let yourself get that fat.

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