Miscellaneous: Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 18:57

Be lucky she wasn't talking about vaginal infections or her sex life. Seriously, it could have been a lot more painful...

KelceyLoves 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 16:23

Well I'm sure she didn't come up with the topic out of the blue. Why'd you bring it up?

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do_it_right 4

Thursday 19 August 2010 4:01

I would of killed myself!!! then her!! lol

krazzybeautiful 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 4:41

maybe OP should make a stop for grandma & stock up on cranberry juice :o)

skykiller_fml 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 4:37

you should have told her about the various ways of killing her you tried over the past year.;))

hayoudumbass 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:24

you should be spending time wit her anyway she is gonna die so might aswell let her spend time wit you

alinka_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:44

wow, get over it.

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