Health: Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation....

By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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asimplesharpie 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:40

Incoming shitstorm.

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Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:41

It's the Hunger Games: Hospital Edition.

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a7x_RoCk3r 12

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:40

When I come to power, there will be a restroom every 100 square feet.

Applesarefum 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:48

interesting... SHITUATION

gAt_d 26

Friday 8 November 2013 21:20

What a misfortunate case of planning or someone with a shitty sense of humor.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:27

I would ask for a bed pan...or better yet my own room...

thatonebach 9

Wednesday 18 June 2014 5:56

Sequel to two girls one cup

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