Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:29 - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:59

The itsy bisty lady walked into the spider's web. Panic panic panic, now the lady's dead.

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 15:58

Don't worry if that's the case spiderman should be near

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simgar98 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 6:14

DON'T MESS WITH MAH WEB -spider

mattorama 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:45

Anyone who says YDI hasn't been to Australia. Spiders there are the size of small dogs elsewhere.

MiddleThumb 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:01

Spiders do not exist. They are a secret government conspiracy theory to make people afraid of spiderwebs.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:37

This is why I hate spiders.

gshpigboy 13

Sunday 2 August 2015 7:23

Well written!

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