Intimacy, Sex and Contraception: Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom...

By killercow - 19/04/2011 16:19 - United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said, "You know you can't wash and reuse these?" FML

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Death_From_Above 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 22:14

nice try guy. but she's right

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haha your mom is awesome.

Comments

chickunkey 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:29

wut

robberry 11

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:43

Do your own laundry and stop being lazy!

khaya 9

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:36

You can if you don't tell anyone else and you hand wash with bleach.

karatelady 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:59

you ARE SUCH A TROLL! lol.

alex1432 9

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:01

she's right. nice try though

hypuuurness 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:16

lol

iemislayer 10

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:20

ROFLMFAO

flickyourbic1223 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:02

Will someone please explain how this even remotely qualifies as an FML.

arctickiss 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:02

so funny......... gay

XmyviolentheartX 13

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:22

who is old enough to have a condom in their pocket, but still has mommy washing for them? lol!

flickyourbic1223 7

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:39

He was out of clean socks and when he bought that condom DocBastard was still known as PreMedBastard. He had to do something with it before Doc gets known as RetiredBastard.