Music, Farts and Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize...

By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

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Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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SirBedevere 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:26

That's called male bonding.

juston_p 1

Friday 15 July 2011 1:31

*pfft* *brrght* Noooooo!!! you're off key.

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buckeye08 10

Friday 15 July 2011 1:58

That is the epitome of classiness.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 15 July 2011 2:23

Beans, beans, the musical fruit...

UnfOrg1ven 1

Friday 15 July 2011 2:24

the more you eat the more you *farts*

katdaddy 5

Friday 15 July 2011 2:46

Must have been a shitty tune!

JipvS 15

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:49

Hahahaha win!

aKaClickZ 4

Friday 15 July 2011 2:52

That shit actually works. Thanks to Dumb and Dumber for that idea

perdix 29

Friday 15 July 2011 2:56

You were relatively lucky -- 5 minutes later and you would have walked in on the swordfight!

echogekko 7

Friday 15 July 2011 3:12

did it stink?

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 15 July 2011 3:14

In the key of B flatulent.

leopardgirl112 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:14

ahhh ; that sounds like my daddy && my brother :p

kirbinator 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:19

thats bonding

iDONTNO54 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:25

... i thought this happened to everyone. 0_0

boomersooner42 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:09

nope

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Today, I was feeling suicidal and needed to talk to someone about it, so I called up the only person in the world who cares about me: my mom. Or so I thought. Her immediate response was, “You should go ahead and end it.” FML

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Today, I had the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview someone I’ve greatly admired for years and grew up watching. I was naturally nervous, but I didn’t expect to be so nervous I would throw up on him in the first 5 minutes. FML

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