Kids: Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 21:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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fsomelife 26

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:16

Go lighter on the kid, will you? She's the heroine of an FML! ...Sorry, too spoon?

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Saturday 14 September 2013 5:17

What's worse? That she wanted to do drugs? Or that she sucked at doing drugs?

Comments

sammyjojo 7

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:29

Lolz! At least she didn't REALLY know what heroine was or you'd have a real problem on your hands. Maybe this'll shame her out of trying drugs in the future.

ifavela89 13

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:37

kids are watching to much tv

LLCC_fml 2

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:37

**** that pussy shit bath salts I'm on that baking soda nigga.

Ayanpatel95 7

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:39

Another "breaking bad"

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Saturday 14 September 2013 19:22

That's meth.

plantedrabbit3 16

Monday 16 September 2013 2:25

I'm pretty sure Jesse and Jane did plenty of heroin in that show

John_in_Oz 12

Saturday 14 September 2013 5:40

Tell her you'll introduce her to experts who can tell her all about it. Then take her to one of the shelters that treat long term drug abusers. The sight of those haggard, drooling, brain-damaged, prematurely aged individuals was enough to frighten a drug-using friend of mine straight.