Health: Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video....

By sarah - 14/07/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:16

Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 12:14

"She thought it was an earthquake"

Comments

xxxjj18 2

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:41

You get a cookie for trying lol. Wait, that won't help now will it... :

Dayuummm_itsLIA 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 2:31

WoW... That is sad ehehe but YDI for letting yourself go like that :O

RPattzs_gurl 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 5:02

This fml made me LMFAO :p

KMurillo 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 5:06

Lmao

itziltheinsane 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 6:13

oh geez. well that should be enough motivation to keep exercising :D but just warn your sister next time. FYL.

Jessim_fml 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 8:51

This just made me go "Awww,"

bongsong 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 15:14

I voted you deserve it because of your horrible grammar.

EdailEcstacy 0

Friday 16 July 2010 3:52

lmao that reminds me of when there was a light earthquake in california and i thought it was just my brother falling off his bed lol. sorry OP your life sucks /: